Just Whatever

The junk drawer of wonders β€” for the CS student who thinks the web is "just for graphics, not real tech." Bytecode, threads, offline installs, desktop apps, local LLMs, protocol handlers… and one lovingly preserved fossil. Whatever it is, it runs in a browser.

βš™οΈ WebAssembly

A 95-byte module assembled by hand β€” real bytecode with a real loop, raced against JIT'd JavaScript. This is how C++ apps run in your tab.

WebAssembly.instantiate

🧡 Worker Threads

Count six million primes on every core you own while the UI never drops a frame β€” then do it on the main thread and feel the difference.

new Worker(blobURL)

πŸ“΄ Works Offline

A service worker caches this exhibit on first visit. Kill your network, reload, it's still there β€” and it installs like an app.

serviceWorker manifest

πŸ–₯️ The Web Escapes the Browser

VS Code, Slack, Discord, Figma β€” web pages in desktop windows. The whole Electron recipe is three files; Web95 could ship to your dock tonight.

Electron Tauri

🧠 Built-in AI

Chrome ships Gemini Nano inside the browser: on-device translation, summarization, and a Prompt API. Feature-detected live, honestly labeled.

Translator Summarizer LanguageModel

🌍 World Wide

Eleven writing systems, a UI that mirrors itself with dir="rtl", grapheme truths ("πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ".length === 4), and the built-in locale library.

lang dir Intl

πŸ›‘οΈ The Unbreakable Page

One article, three layers. Turn off CSS, images, and JavaScript β€” live β€” and watch content survive. Includes the screen-reader's-eye view.

noscript alt sandbox

πŸ›°οΈ WebRTC, No Server

Peer-to-peer encrypted chat where YOU are the signaling server, via copy-paste. The same handshake behind every video call.

RTCPeerConnection

πŸŽ‡ WebGPU

A compute shader squares 16 million floats on your graphics card, raced against the CPU. The muscle under in-browser LLMs.

WGSL compute

πŸ” Web Crypto

SHA-256 any file locally; generate a non-extractable keypair, sign, verify, tamper, watch verification fail.

crypto.subtle

πŸ“‚ Real Files

A text editor that opens a file from your disk and saves it back in place β€” one OS dialog, one handle, no ambient access.

showOpenFilePicker

πŸ—„οΈ Storage

See your origin's multi-gigabyte quota, keep notes in a real transactional database, and write to a private sandboxed filesystem.

IndexedDB OPFS

πŸ“ Window to Window

Open the page twice and serve a ball that bounces out of one window and into the other. Tabs are processes with a radio.

BroadcastChannel

πŸͺŸ Picture-in-Picture

Float a live vector clock in an always-on-top window that outranks every app on your screen.

documentPictureInPicture

πŸ’§ EyeDropper

Pick a color from anywhere on your screen β€” even outside the browser. One API call, one pixel, your choice.

EyeDropper

πŸ—œοΈ Compression

gzip your text live and round-trip it back. Repetition crushes; randomness resists β€” information theory in a textarea.

CompressionStream

πŸ”— URL Weirdness

Images and whole pages that live inside their own address, URLs minted at runtime, and a custom web+wars:// protocol that boots the arcade.

data: blob: registerProtocolHandler

🚧 HTML Oldskool

A genuine 1996 homepage: real <frameset>, <marquee>, bgcolor, table layout, hit counter. Every tag still renders β€” the web never breaks its past.

<frameset> <font>